Who goes there???

My job is to protect the house, and as such, I try to stay awake and listen to the smallest of noises. I must say, I do a really good job. At least that's what my two-pawed flatmates tell me. They, on the other hand, do a horrible job at it, but that's another rant. Sometimes people sneak up on me and I hate it, especially when I'm eating. One furry long-tailed black-and-white creature keeps jumping over the fence and into my backyard. He's a total pisser and one day I'm going to get a taste of him. For now, I just bark when I see him - sneaky bastard. Oh well, it's time to go nap, so I'll see you later.

Shhh...I'm napping...

I like to nap in the mornings after I wake up. Definitely for an hour or two before breakfast. After breakfast, I usually nap for only two to three hours. By then the sun would be up so I take advantage of it to lay on the porch, and catch a nap. I wake up around three in the afternoon after having done such a great job napping. By then, I'm starving. My roomates who seem to hide my food make me go through so many stupid tricks before they get my food. What a joke. I guess I won' t go into that now.

Napping must be my talent, so I should keep working at it to hone it and make it better. May be some day I'll be able to nap for a week straight. Ahh...what a thought.

Why do I have to???

Can't believe she's making me wear an outfit on our walk. I look like a preppie squirrel!