I'm in the book

I made the cut! Check out my "ear-do" on the sand. You can get the book here.

Birthday Stogie

It's my birthday and I can smoke whatever I want to!

A Self Portrait

Art for those who appreciate code

My baby pictures (part 2)

I'm the little guy on the left.

My baby pictures (part 1)

That's me with the red ribbon (circa Nov 2004).

My new motto...

"If you see me poo, pick it up foo!!"

I did my doodie.

Let me in!

Just doin' my job

Now that I'm tall enough to reach the window, I can finally keep an eye on my evil neighbor. Watch out Michael Murphy. Grrrrr.

Deuce Bigalow, Doggie Gigolo!!

Hello ladies! Did I mention I'm available? Well I am. Harmless, but available.

Goin' Skiin'

I don't know what skiing is, but I can tell I don't like it. I don't mind wearing my coat but do I really have to put my hat on? Besides, what does it mean: aerodynamic?

Who goes there???

My job is to protect the house, and as such, I try to stay awake and listen to the smallest of noises. I must say, I do a really good job. At least that's what my two-pawed flatmates tell me. They, on the other hand, do a horrible job at it, but that's another rant. Sometimes people sneak up on me and I hate it, especially when I'm eating. One furry long-tailed black-and-white creature keeps jumping over the fence and into my backyard. He's a total pisser and one day I'm going to get a taste of him. For now, I just bark when I see him - sneaky bastard. Oh well, it's time to go nap, so I'll see you later.

Shhh...I'm napping...

I like to nap in the mornings after I wake up. Definitely for an hour or two before breakfast. After breakfast, I usually nap for only two to three hours. By then the sun would be up so I take advantage of it to lay on the porch, and catch a nap. I wake up around three in the afternoon after having done such a great job napping. By then, I'm starving. My roomates who seem to hide my food make me go through so many stupid tricks before they get my food. What a joke. I guess I won' t go into that now.

Napping must be my talent, so I should keep working at it to hone it and make it better. May be some day I'll be able to nap for a week straight. Ahh...what a thought.

Why do I have to???

Can't believe she's making me wear an outfit on our walk. I look like a preppie squirrel!

Where's the sun???

Sun come out no mo. No sun is no fun and no fun is sa'ad. Mah.