Just doin' my job

Now that I'm tall enough to reach the window, I can finally keep an eye on my evil neighbor. Watch out Michael Murphy. Grrrrr.

Deuce Bigalow, Doggie Gigolo!!

Hello ladies! Did I mention I'm available? Well I am. Harmless, but available.

Goin' Skiin'

I don't know what skiing is, but I can tell I don't like it. I don't mind wearing my coat but do I really have to put my hat on? Besides, what does it mean: aerodynamic?